WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



IsaacHock 9:10 Wed Jan 4
Finally the club are beginning to listen...
I contacted Mssrs Gold & Sullivan towards the tail end of last year with the following demands:-

If you truly want to win back your increasingly alienated fan base you will implement the following three actions:-

1. Publicly apologise for the 'snatch squad' stewarding and reinstate the supporters who have been disgracefully banned.
2. Establish standing areas in the ground in order to alleviate the frustration caused by the current co-mingling of traditional standing and sitting supporters in many areas of the ground.
3. Host a February fun day at the stadium with inflatables, face painting, and music and video on the iconic screens.


I'm delighted to say that they have today indicated that the first of my demands will be met. See if you can guess which one.

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mallard 2:19 Thu Jan 5
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The Joker 9:22 Wed Jan 4
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Inflatable dolls, face sitting and porn on the iconic screens.



Ag Ag Ag

REALGSA 1:10 Thu Jan 5
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Its not an overnight thing
It will take 3 - 4 seasons

Razzle 12:46 Thu Jan 5
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so demanding!

ChesterRd 1:23 Thu Jan 5
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Ha ha brilliant, well done Isaac it is indeed a real step forward for the club

bruuuno 9:42 Wed Jan 4
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FAMILY FUN

park chan wook 9:38 Wed Jan 4
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Haha Hermit

You shouldn't have got your bell end pierced.

Hammer and Pickle 9:37 Wed Jan 4
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IsaacHock 9:31 Wed Jan 4

That's proper funny that is.

Stranded 9:34 Wed Jan 4
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"Supporters will be able to watch Dimitri Payet"

Bit sure of themselves.

IsaacHock 9:31 Wed Jan 4
Re: Finally the club are beginning to listen...
Dear Isaac,

Thank you for your loyal and faithful support throughout 2016! It has been a momentous year for West Ham United and we can’t thank you enough for being part of the journey.

One of the many initiatives our Founders can look forward to in 2017 as a reward for their support, will be a free Family Fun Day at London Stadium on Wednesday 15 February, which will include the opportunity to see Slaven Bilic putting his squad through their paces ahead of this season’s climax.

FEBRUARY FUN

Supporters will be able to watch Dimitri Payet, Mark Noble, Andy Carroll and the team preparing for big matches against Watford and Chelsea on the London Stadium pitch, whilst also enjoying music, videos and entertainment on the giant screens.

As well as action on the pitch, there will be plenty of activities to keep all ages entertained, including a Fan Zone, inflatable activities, face-painting and a penalty shoot-out competition hosted on London Stadium’s Community pitch.

After training has finished, we will also be looking for all young supporters present to join Slaven and the first team squad pitchside to participate in a very special team photo for 2017.

THE DETAILS

As a Season Ticket Holder, we are delighted to give you two weeks' priority access to tickets, until Tuesday 17 January, for the free Family Fun Day event. To secure a place at this special event, please click here. Tickets will be allocated on a first come, first served basis and full details will be issued to those attending ahead of the day.

This is just one of many initiatives that we will be introducing during the second half of our founding season at London Stadium and we hope that you are able to join us for a very special day.

We would like to take this opportunity to wish you a very Happy New Year, and thank you once again for your loyal and devoted support of West Ham United.

IsaacHock 9:30 Wed Jan 4
Re: Finally the club are beginning to listen...
Winner is Far Cough who receives a pair of tickets. Narrowly missing out by seconds is Grasshopper, who predictably wins two pairs.

park chan wook 9:27 Wed Jan 4
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Do you think it will be too much to ask on the fun day, if we could hire ISIS top executioner for the day.
Centre circle beheading of Brady, I personally would find it funny.

Hermit Road 9:25 Wed Jan 4
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I asked for wider urinals for the older chaps in the bogs. Any news on that?

riosleftsock 9:25 Wed Jan 4
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They could get the bouncy "castle" from the phoenix nights "fun day".

Its SAMMY THE SNAKE

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeVPRH6W8AAtvaF.jpg:large

Brussels Sprout 9:24 Wed Jan 4
Re: Finally the club are beginning to listen...
At least they have the popcorn popcorn already in place for 3...

The Joker 9:22 Wed Jan 4
Re: Finally the club are beginning to listen...
Inflatable dolls, face sitting and porn on the iconic screens.

riosleftsock 9:20 Wed Jan 4
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3 sounds great.

But February is a bit chilly for that sort of thing, surely?

Stranded 9:19 Wed Jan 4
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Host a February fun day at the stadium with frustration alleviating snatch painting?

Hammer and Pickle 9:18 Wed Jan 4
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Hold on - snatch painting face squad?

gph 9:16 Wed Jan 4
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Face-painted snatch squad - they get things mixed up a bit

grasshopper 9:14 Wed Jan 4
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No.3 to raise money for their kids

Fifth Column 9:13 Wed Jan 4
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That made me laugh

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